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This is the worst smartphone gadget to ever grace the internet

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Ralph Philbrick
May 18, 2016 19:00
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Sospendo Smartphone Holder

In a world of Bluetooth-connected fart trackers and hipster-friendly tinfoil hats, I am aware that describing a Kickstarter as the worst is a bold claim.

But hear me out: from idea to execution to the innumerable GIFs littering the crowdfunding campaign, this particular wearable smartphone accessory ticks all of the boxes.

The SOSPENDO is, according to the press release, an innovative, ergonomic hands-free device that will hold smartphones, tablets and GoPro cameras.

Fall off the treadmill while wearing SOSPENDO, and you ll get punched in the face FOR FREE!

Those have been around since the first iPad and probably before , and will continue to exist for as long as lazy people buy tablets.

People go on holiday to unwind and relax, not POV-video every waking second, and parents should consider paying attention to their toddlers, not positioning an iPad to block them out of view.

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