Last week, Saturday Night Live introduced the world to yet another piece of deeply mediocre comedy that the world wide web has desperately tried to make into this year s hottest Halloween meme.
His name is David S. Pumpkins and he is portrayed by legendary actor and Polar Express star Tom Hanks.
Here s the premise of the sketch: two people Kate McKinnon and Beck Bennett go to a haunted elevator ride.
He s just a random silly guy, slapping the asses of his two skeletons.
They re not all going to be winners.
Unfortunately, the majority of people online—as well as writers for this very website, New York Magazine, GQ, The Associated Press, and many more—don t seem to agree with me: