Everyone goes on a little bender now and then — I 'may' have lost a sock during a drunken stupor on a plane last week — but I can honestly say even my most inebriated self has never stolen a golf cart... let alone driven said pilfered buggy miles down the road to get a late night Big Mac.
That's exactly what a man has just been arrested for in Northamptonshire, though.
According to the BBC, police stopped the buggy on the A45 at Daventry, picking up the drunken individual between 4-5 am.
Apparently, he'd just visited a McDonald's "many miles" down the road.
Special Inspector Anthony Rawson has told the BBC the golf cart was stolen from a golf club near Towcester, Northamptonshire.
The individual who perpetrated the boozed up thievery has yet to be named, but he remains in custody.