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Have you seen any funny short jokes

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Hilarious short joke 1

1、 Psychosis joke

1. A van was jammed with 14 people. A passenger in the back said: you're overloaded. You'll lose a lot of points if you're caught! The driver looked back calmly and sneered: deduct points, you have to have a driver's license! Suddenly, countless cool sounds filled the carriage... Another passenger asked: How dare you drive without a driver's license?

The driver said: it's all right. Wine makes people brave. I drank a kilogram of Erguotou at noon. What am I afraid of! Then another passenger said: why not take the driver's license? Driver: more than 2000 degrees of myopia, right leg or artificial limb, how to test!

Another passenger asked: aren't you afraid of being sentenced for driving without a license? Driver: I'm mentally ill. Why are you afraid of him? The whole car was silent!

A passenger said: I want to get off!

Driver: get off! The brakes are broken! Hold on, it's going downhill.

2. He drove to the mental hospital to deliver things. After a while, the tire burst. He repaired the tire there. As soon as he wasn't careful, he got the screw off the water channel on the tire. He was very worried and muttered there. As a result, a mental patient passed by, looked at it and said, "just pull out a screw from each of the three tires you have left, equip them, and then drive slowly to the city to find a shop to repair them.". The man suddenly realized and said, "Why are you so smart? Why do you come to a mental hospital?". The patient said, "I have a mental problem, not stupid.".

3. In the mental hospital, the two patients had been fighting fiercely, but a suddenly stopped fighting, and B asked him why he didn't fight. A said: you think I'm stupid, you psycho. It's not illegal for you to kill me. If I kill you, you'll have to go to jail.

4. Two neurotic patients escaped from the hospital. They ran and ran and climbed up a tree. One of them jumped down from the tree and rolled and rolled. Then he raised his head and said to the man above: Hey... Why don't you come down yet... The man above answered him: No... ok... Ah... I'm not familiar yet

5. In a mental hospital, a mental patient goes fishing in an empty fish tank every day. One day, a nurse jokingly asked, "how many fish did you catch today?" The mental patient suddenly jumped up and shouted, "there's something wrong with your brain. Don't you see an empty fish tank?"

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